capitalism/capitalists make me angry but sometimes when you think about it it’s kind of tragic
it’s got to be really easy to feel worthless when you don’t think human beings are inherently valuable and wow that’s such a sad way to go through life
Tired of wondering about the truth and not finding the answers she needs from her “wicked” interfering mother (Lena Headey), Dorothy (Alia Shawkat) enlists the help of her intellectually insecure friend Scott (Andrew Garfield), emotionally stunted friend Tina (Jane Levy), and cowardly friend Liam (Max Thieriot) to road trip across the country in search of the mythical father she has never met.
actually this is p difficult bc i haven’t been to a lot of places deserving of the cute people in my life but
7-11 duh because slurpee dates are the best dates
the zoo i love the zoo i love animals and cute people so zoo dates frick yeah
any type of roadside-y tourist thing i love them they’re so cute like there’s this place down the road from me called jungle adventures and it’s a wildlife park partially in this giant alligator house building i love little places like that they feel more authentic than a lot of tourist stuff
this isn’t a specific place either but like day adventures spending days with cute people just riding the bus wherever and leaving in the morning and coming back at dinner is great
my step dad and uncle are over for dinner and my mom’s busy making it and my step dad asked for a beer and my mom said he could get it himself because he was busy and he was like “oh ho ho is it your time”
and so i came out and told him no, he’s just being sucky (because i get tone policed when i immediately jump to telling him he’s an asshole)
and then he was like “oh so you guys are synced up”
“why is it that whenever a woman shows a sign of emotion you resort to saying she’s on her period? maybe it’s just because you’re an asshole”
“it’s disrespectful to call adults assholes.”
if you’re being an asshole i’ll damn right call you out and if you’re being sexist and gross i’ll damn right call you out
you’re in our house as a guest and we’re making you food and we’re making your favorite meal so you will treat us as respect
you lived in this god damn house for 10+ years while contributing bare minimum to the bills, even when we were at our poorest. you eat five times what a normal person eats and never contributed to the god damn grocery bill, you used up most of the electricity by building a gigantic computer and leaving it run 24/7 while leaving the electric bill to my mom, you still come here and use our hose to wash your sports car (that we aren’t/weren’t allowed to drive even though our car is shit) and run our water bill up and we don’t see a dime from you.